Island Life Rants, Subsection: Cost of Living.  Halloween candy: ten bucks a bag.  That's not like, Dove or Godiva or anything.  That's your basic Hershey stuff, in seasonal wrapping.  Ten bucks.  
The dumb thing is that I had figured this place to be Guy Fawkes territory.  "A penny for the guy" I can handle.  But after 70 bucks to fill my gas tank so I can go spend 50 bucks a bag on groceries, now you're extorting candy from me at that price?  
These kids had better dress up like a drag revue at Mardi Gras.  Make it worth my while to open the door for you, little thieves.
