She Woke Up Screaming: A friend of mine, whose son is a month older than Gigi, told me about being woken up in the middle of the night by his wife. She'd been dreaming, you see, about her performance in the Finals round of a game show. Her last question was, for one million dollars and the title "Mother of the Year": How many scoops of powder do you add to four ounces of water to make a batch of formula? "Oooh! I got it!" she shouted. "TWO!"
"WRONG!" the announcer boomed. "The correct answer is I DON'T KNOW, I WOULD NEVER FEED MY CHILD THAT POISON. You lose!"

I don't know about you, but I'd need at least five shots of tequila to get back to sleep after that one.