Just what I need, an anti-role-model for my daughter. If ever there were a person in need of a lifetime subscription to Sit Down and Shut The #@*& Up, it's Paris Hilton. I will not dignify her latest headline with a link; indeed, I will never mention her again if I can possibly help it. She has done one useful thing in her life: inspired a truly vicious episode of South Park. At this point she could cure cancer and I'd still want her to retreat to a cave somewhere next door to Osama bin Laden for the rest of her unnatural life.