Hi, remember me? Yeah, been feeling a little under the weather the past few days. Nothing major, I will spare you the gory details, let it suffice to say that I'd rather be sitting in a warm bath than in a computer chair for long periods of time. (But then, who wouldn't?)

News from "Gigi": she is now over nine and a half pounds. Word of this gets out too far and professional athletes will be offering serious money for my milk, in lieu of steroids.